Things a goddess says that leave everyone striving to please her:
1. Show off for me. I wanna see you in your element.
2. Don't protect my feelings. Tell me the worst of it.
3. Come here, I need your eyes on this before anyone else's.
4. You're too charming to speak to me like that. Go again.
5. I trust your taste, surprise me.
6. You're the only person with the backbone to fix this.
7. Rub my shoulders and tell me about your day.
8. Talk with me. I wanna hear how your mind works.
9. I love you too much to fight like this. Let's talk after dinner.
10. Make me laugh like that again and I'll agree to whatever you want.
11. If you worry now, you live it twice. Take care of what's right in front of you.
21 UN-THIRSTY texts that guarantee a response:
More ME: self-contained, slightly cryptic, intelligent, mildly feral, and absolutely not “wyd 🥺”.